I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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