Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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