Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
