girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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