problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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