The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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