So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
