If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
babies were throwing up all over the place
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm at about main and main street
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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