Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I pour the whiskey from now on
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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