so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We were destined to go to rehab together
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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