"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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