If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
P.S. I can't hear my feet
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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