sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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