But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Floor bacon is actually really good
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
