Plan B is the new Plan A
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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