i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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