Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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