His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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