You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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