normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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