I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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