That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
