i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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