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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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