Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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