Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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