I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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