spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
