Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My feet surprised me
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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