Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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