You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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