got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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