Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
