Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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