Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I want her autograph on my taint
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
