4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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