We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I CAN MOONWALK!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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