Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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