I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
