do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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