Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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