So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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