worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Of course I have a pirate flag
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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