I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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