Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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