Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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