It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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