id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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