was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
