How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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