I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Let's paint friendship bongs
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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