Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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