I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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